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PostSubject: Friends with Benefits   Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 am

Spain hurriedly tried to pull a comb through his messy brown hair. He leaned over a sink and stared at himself in the mirror, realizing how messy he looked. "i don't always look like this do I?" He asked himself. Suddenly a voice rang strong in his head "Of course you do you Tomato bastard!" It was of course, the voice of Romano, his adorable little child... well he actually wasn't Spain's child, but Spain good as raised him so he would always be his child in Spain's mind. Though Romano would probably kill Spain for ever thinking such a thing. Man he missed Romano.

Thinking about the brown haired man started making him sad and strangely nostalgic so he took a little detour into the boys old room. It was strangely empty and was getting kinda dusty as Spain hadn't entered the room in a couple hundred years. He sat down in there for a bit remembering all the good times he had spent with Lovino Vargas. He looked at the clock on the wall and suddenly realized he was late. She jumped up and ran out of the room

He looked at himself in the mirror one more time, sighing and giving up on trying to look nice. After all strippers weren't picky, plus his hair probably would get messed up anyway. Yes, Spain was going to a strip club, a very popular one in fact, and to pick up strippers none the less. But he wasn't going to go alone because he was bringing with him his two best friends, France and Prussia. In fact he was already running late due to trying to straighten himself up. He jumped into his car and sped off towards the spot he would be meeting France and Prussia. He would pick up the two and then they would go to the strip club, which was actually in America.

He finally arrived at the meeting place, which was a park that they used to go to all the time as kids, and came to a screeching halt in front of them. He got out of the car and waved to his friends, quickly advancing towards them "Sorry I'm late amigos."
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:35 pm

Prussia straightened his tie and dress shirt. Lying to West saying he was going to a business meeting seemed like a good idea at first. Until his younger brother had sighed and opened his mouth to call him out on his lie. But instead had closed it and gave him one of his rare smiles. "Okay, bruder. But first let me dress you up properly..." And here he was. He had managed to ditch the suit jacket, loosen the tie, but still, the formal looking outfit did not blend well with the evening park dwellers. He tugged on his tie again, muttered a few curse words, and glared a young couple looking at the pissed off, fancy looking, albino with the bad mouth. Spotting Spain his scowl shifted into a broad grin. "Toni! Get your ass over here, do you now how long I've been waiting? A fucking long time!" He told his friend. Five minutes, he had been waiting five minutes and was still a bit early.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:32 am

Francis looked up from where he'd been picking wild flowers by the side of the road. "Bonjour Toni!" He greeted the brunette, ignoring Prussia's harsh greeting. Really, Spain wasn't THAT late, Prussia was just pissed because he was in a nice outfit for once. France himself was in a polo shirt (pink of course) with a sweater vest over it and jeans. His hair was tied back with a ribbon, though he knew it would get messed up later. He cheerfully stood up and walked over to his two best friends, a bundle of flowers in his hand. Grinning, he put a pretty purple flower in both of their hair. "Magnifique!" He said, putting a flower in his own hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:07 pm

Prussia poked the flower. "This is so.... French." He said annoyes. "Strip club babe, not a formal dance. Now let's move!~" He said grinning. He grabbed both if their hands and began dragging them towards the club. "Half nude women, joy!~"
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:22 pm

Spain smiled a little at Prussia's original comment and grinned even bigger at his last. Finally they three were back together again. He realized that they hadn't gone out and done something fun together in a long time. It was good to be back. He pulled the flower out of his hair and put it in between his teeth, flamenco dancing towards Prussia. He creeped up behind the albino and grabbed him behind the waist, and dipping him so that their faces were only inches from each other. He looked up and smirked at France, wondering if he had gotten his camera out by then.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:13 pm

France, of course, had. He was snapping multiple pictures from multiple angles of the two. The expression on Prussia's face was just priceless. "It feels so good to be back" He thought happily, taking more pictures. Finally he finished and put the camera back in his pocket. "Beautiful" He smirked with a teasing tone in his voice. He was that they were getting weird looks, but he didn't care.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:57 pm

Prussia smacked Spain's chest, quickly changing to clinging to his neck as he nearly fell. "Shit, put me down, asshole! And don't you dare drop me!" He yelled, remembering past experiences. "And you better not be taking any pictures, frog legs. I WILL kick your ass."
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:00 pm

France giggled. and kneeled down to where he was face-to-face with Prussia. "Aw, is wittwe Pwussia's tie on too tight?" He asked in a baby voice. He grined idiotically, sure that he was going to get his ass kicked for that. Not caring, he teasingly poked the albino on the nose, giggling.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:44 pm

Prussia growled at his friend, shouting curse words at him in as many languages he knew. He loss his balance due to this and fell over, pulling Toni down with him. "If youtake a picture of this I will kilm you!" He yelled, trying to untangle himself from under Spain. "And if my suit's fucked up you're paying for it, it's one of West's favorites!"
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:38 pm

Spain rolled off of Prussia upon seeing Prussia's watch while they were entangled and realizing how late it was getting. "We should probably go," He said," Sorry I distracted you guys, but we really should be going." He hopped up and offered out his hand to Prussia so he could get up too. "But you know, Prussia, I really did like it when we were on the ground together!~" He chimed and winked at the nation.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:44 am

France couldn't help but chuckle at his friends anger. Prussia was just so sexy all flustered and angry like that! He grinned when Spain said that they should be going; he'd been looking forward to this day for a long time. Not because of the strip club they were going to, though that was part of it. He was just happy to be with his two best friends again, just the two of them. He put an arm around both Prussia's and Spain's shoulders and winked at them. "Maybe next time you two are on ze floor togezer I could join, honhonhon" He laughed, sure that Prussia would hit him for it.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:08 am

"Of course you can France!" Spain bellows," We need a sexy man like you when were on the ground in a tangled mess. Join me ,seƱor , and together we shall attempt to beat Prussia at his own game! Of stealing stealing vital regions that is." He snickers at the strange looks people are starting to give him and realizes what a fool of himself he is making. "Hmmm so the strip club, it looks like, is right down this path right here. Shall we go Francis, Gilbert?" He holds out his arms for the two men to take.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:47 pm

(( Why the hell can't I delete? Fuck me, right?~ ))


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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:45 am

((I like how Russia suddenly decided to join in the threesome Razz))
France hooked his arm with Spain's and started to walk to the strip club. "It's no fun if we ask, Gil!" He said with a wink. Besides, I don't have to ask. you boz come running to zis sexiness" He said, striking a "sexy" pose and flipping his long hair.


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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:05 pm

(( Shit, shut up. Fuck you. Damn. ))
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:03 am

((Wait what was Prussia's post? Oh and Prussia Prussia did you see my AMV?!))
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:54 pm

Prussia rolled his eyes at his statement and jumped on his friend. "Pfft, yeah, whatever you say, Frenchy. You both are probably dying to get with this awesome, ja?" He asked laying on top of his friend on the ground. "You agree, right, Toni?" He smirked at his standing friend and blew him a kiss. "You want to fuck me, ja?"
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:59 am

"But of course," Spain joked winking at his friend, "I'll fuck both of you... At the same time! Like. A. Boss." He laughed a hearty laugh and continued. "Were just so irresistible." He smirked and skipped forward a little bit. "And though I would love to just push you into a corner and screw you guys I think I have other plans for this sexy body tonight, Si?" He gestured for them to follow and kept walking.

He could see the bright neon in the distance as he walked. It was the strip club for nations, called "Anything Goes" and literally anything went in that place There were no rules there so things tended to get pretty crazy. Just the perfect place for the bad touch trio to make their own. And they sure did. In fact they went there so much when they were a little bit younger the manager even knew who they were. Spain had even gotten into relationships with some of the "performers" and trust me, that didn't end well. He supposed they were better for one night flings than long relationships. that was exactly what they were doing tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:36 am

France fake pouted. "But Toniiiiii" He whined melodramatically. He honestly would rather have a threesome with his two best friends/lovers than a one night fling with some stranger (though the performers there weren't exactly strangers anymore), but he knew they'd have a threesome sooner or later. Possibly as soon as tomorrow or even later tonight. They always did.

"What if I just want you?" France asked seductively with a wink and a kiss on the cheek. He broke out into laughter as they got closer to their regular strip club. The neon sign and the...interesting smell coming from inside were just a bit too familiar to the three. He grinned and led Spain and Prussia inside the dark and shady place.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:29 pm

Prussua pouted. "Vhat? No one begging to sleep with me? I'm insulted." He said looking like a spoiled child as France kissed Antonio's cheek while entering the club. They walked into the special room reserved for them, coming here every week and being awesome was enough to score them a private room and some free alcohol. He sat back on the couch and crossed his arms, scowling at his friends. "You guys should be lucky for me to even /consider/ fucking you."
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:32 pm

"Oh but of course I want to sleep with you Prussia" Spain said climbing onto the couch and crawling over to him. "Your the sexy one after all." He smirks at France knowing he will probably have a fit over that. His friends were so fun to tease, almost as fun as Romano. Though they wouldn't punch him when he said something wrong or perverted. And half the time his friends were more lecherous than himself. Though, he didn't mind it at all. In fact he enjoyed it. Even if they were loud and flirted with everything on earth, they were still his best friends and he would never trade anything for that. He shook his head trying to focus back to reality. The room was darker then usual and there was no waitresses there yet to offer them drinks. He wondered why and where they could be. "Must be a busy night or something," He murmured a loud.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Prussia smirked. "Damn right I am." He told him making sure to grab Toni's ass. "Sexiest thing ever, ja?" He asked him tilting Spain's chin up to kiss him quickly.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:14 am

Spain laughed and crashed his lips up against Prussias. It was quick but there was something special about it something better than the loveless kisses he always shared with people. So one could say that he enjoyed the kiss. Maybe a bit more than he should have. But everyone knew he was bisexual anyways. So it didn't matter... much. Suddenly there was a loud popping noise above him as all the lights in the room suddenly went out. It was as if something mysterious was happening, and it most certainly was out of the ordinary.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:39 pm

Prussia looked up confused. "Ididn'tdoit!" He shouted out quickly, not up for paying for the bill the club's owners were sure to stick them with. Then again West would probably get stuck with it, not him. He may or may not have been a teensy bit broke... He shook his head trying to push back thoughts of how low his beer money was getting. Then he remembered something. Spain. Was in his lap. In the dark. Oh hell yeah. He smirked and crushed his lips against his friend, not concerned with the fact it is usually frowned upon by others to molest- err, make out with one of your best friends. But it was Antonio, boundaries didn't exist in the Bad Touch Trio lifestyle. So he kissed him again and let his hands grope his ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Friends with Benefits   Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:24 pm

(( I FINALLY POSTED ARE YOU TWO HAPPY? /shot jk, Ily guys~ ))

When all the lights went out in the strip club Francis did what any other French person would do- he freaked and screamed like the little girl he was. He started fumbling around in the dark, looking for his friends. As it happened he fell down on top of them, interrupting their kiss. Not really caring he wrapped his arms around the Spaniards waist and clung to him, practically in his lap.

((Now you can all respind to my fail DX ))
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