How to Cook a Turkey (Irish Style /Shot)

Subject: How to Cook a Turkey (Irish Style /Shot) Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:25 pm

(Soo....My mom got this in an e-mail and she read it aloud to my sis and me. I have to share it with you guys. It's funny! Plus it sounds like something Ireland would do! /killed)

Step 1: Go buy a turkey.

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6 Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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*set Guinness on Italy* Anyways~ yea that is kinda right XD. If anyone needs a translation, let me know. XD

Subject: Re: How to Cook a Turkey (Irish Style /Shot) Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:17 pm

-is in heaven laughing butt off-

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